As you’ve all been diligently warned, we’ve been planning a “Suicide Girls” shoot for the release of Level 26: Dark Origins on Suicidegirls.com. You’ve perhaps read my earlier blog “Sqweegel to Pay Suicide Girls a Visit.” After last night, I can officially say that will “happen” on September 8th. You wanna know why? I was there! My wife, Jenn, who I asked to art direct the shoot, had her game face on all day. She put in a bunch of follow-up calls, gathered her own wardrobe, and scripted her shot list. She was ready. Although it was a shoot for the book, I know better as a husband than to get in her way – so all I did was cheerlead and drink vodka and Red Bulls all night.

On Saturday, Jenn and I packed up the Mini-Cooper and buzzed over to the Standard. It’s a cool hotel in the middle of nowhere. When we arrived, there was some Quicksilver party going on at 3 in the afternoon. A million beautiful women were swarming around in two pieces. Yes, we are in L.A. again. It’s been so long since I’ve done the “L.A. scene” that I almost forgot. Somehow, the scent of cloves brings it all back. If not the cloves, the weed smell in the elevator. Just another Saturday afternoon in the City of Angels.

When we checked in to the room, we were greeted by the two Suicide Girls subjects, Chloe and Coley. Two very pretty, mellow women who were ready to get naked and shoot. My wife took charge and got Coley dressed in her negligee for the “choking death scene.” While she was choosing Coley’s wardrobe, my wife quickly turned to Chloe to Ace-Bandage wrap her size D breasts flat so she could fit into the Sqweegel suit. The white latex murder suit (from our Level 26 shoot) is made to fit a five-foot-eight man who’s about 135 pounds. Albeit busty, Chloe looked pretty scary and sexy in it. Coley looked hot in her skimpy negligee. Sawa Suicide assisted in the shooting because Missy Suicide (co-founder of the Suicide Girls) is eight months pregnant, going on nine months. The second she showed up to shoot I realized I probably shouldn’t have asked her to do the multi-set because she’s just way too far along. Plus, Missy was a bit sick. But she stuck it out and shot for three hours. Missy Suicide is a Goddess and one tough and talented woman.



Anyway, the lights were so hot in the room that poor Chloe was sweating everywhere. The white latex suit was like a soup holder. Dripping through the zippers. The second she peeled off her layers of latex it got very sexy though. Her back tattoo, a rainbow, sprung out of the suit. Within minutes, Chloe peeled herself out of the suit, unwrapped her breasts, and posed in the killing position. It was pretty wild. I got a kick out of all of my assistants who came to “assist” trying not to sneak glances at the naked women. I also had to laugh to myself that my wife was art directing nude women in a hotel room with her husband sipping on a vodka and Red Bull. Not a care in the world. Yes, I am a lucky guy. My wife gets it and she’s way cool with nudity. Most wives wouldn’t allow their husbands to party with naked Suicide Girls. Not my wife. She rocks!

In the end, we did a kill scene in the bathtub, shot a few naked shower sequences, and it was all over by 9:37 p.m. Jenn and I checked out of the hotel and went to a friend’s to eat. The whole thing lasted just a few short hours. Not a bad Saturday night. In a few weeks, the multi-set will be available to you on suicidegirls.com on September 8th. We will release a handful of pics (with clothes) on our site, but if you want to see the entire story unfold to the nudes, you will have to join the site. It’s $4 a month and the best money you can spend. Our hope is that you will support suicidegirls.com and in return that community will support us. What a killer cross-promotion!